hot dogs & cheeseburgers ([info]chaffmoney) wrote,
2006-01-19 22:24:00
  • Mood: how about....fat
There is a man that stops by to see me at work about once a week. He is one of those business men with cards who goes to new york and can get me anything i want for a fraction of the price. real designer bags-that kinda crap. he also sells scents and oils. I've never been interested in anything he offers, but i still make conversation. Tonight, he comes by and straight up asks if i was pregnant. SERIOUSLY! I'm not your average Kate Moss, but I'm not one to easily be mistaken for preggy. He whispered it, too....as if that would make him that less of a jerk. He can stick that fraction of the price coach bag up his butt for all i care.

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[info]calculations

January 20 2006, 03:43:32 UTC 6 years ago

outrageous! was it one of those loud faux-whispers too?
how awful.

[info]chaffmoney

January 27 2006, 20:38:13 UTC 6 years ago

sorry to respond so late...
i've been busy painting the nursery and trying to tell my parents i'm preggy.

i think he even had one hand cupping the side of his mouth too..

[info]dirtymorning

January 20 2006, 04:38:46 UTC 6 years ago

ugh, what a jerk! and to think, before reading that sentence, i was going to ask you to hit him up for a knockoff coach purse and maybe even a knock off prada bag... i was hoping he could get some sweet ugg knockoffs too, and maybe a set of erotic massage oils. i hope he knows he just lost a possible customers!

rami and i were talking about you today... we both wish we saw you outside of school! and just so you know... last night, a convenience store cashier asked me if i was married. not as offensive as the pregnancy question, but still very unwarranted.

[info]xlaureleix

January 20 2006, 20:22:42 UTC 6 years ago

i got asked if i was married last week at a QT by the guy pumping gas next to me. except i had to ask him to repeat himself about 5 times bc all it sounded like was "yo mar?"
whats the deal??

[info]dirtymorning

January 23 2006, 02:13:35 UTC 6 years ago

man, i was hoping we were talking about the same gas station! mine was an exxon on moreland... dang. i feel horrible saying it but i couldn't understand my dude either... and by the time i figured out what he was saying, i was fed up and was really rude to him. plus, there was a guy asking me for money for the fifth time since i walked in. ugh.

[info]_mc_

January 20 2006, 05:04:19 UTC 6 years ago

you are cute as anything. that shit's uncalled for.

[info]chaffmoney

January 23 2006, 15:04:35 UTC 6 years ago

thank you matt cole!

[info]liftedfromthis

January 20 2006, 06:13:40 UTC 6 years ago

I've been asked if I was pregnant before too. Ruined my day.

[info]minthoney

January 20 2006, 08:20:54 UTC 6 years ago

My sister was asked too, and the lady claims it was just the way she was standing. Um, even if I think someone is pregnant, I don't ask. Why would I care?

[info]mchaffin84

January 20 2006, 11:31:27 UTC 6 years ago

That sucks. Last week I was asked by a student if I had just had a baby. That was pretty exciting as well.......

[info]chaffmoney

January 23 2006, 06:57:45 UTC 6 years ago

whaaaat? i think i think yours wins the cake. what a strange question!

[info]erroneouslynumb

January 20 2006, 15:00:15 UTC 6 years ago

its just because you are so well endowed..
he was probably just a turd trying to come up with some disgusting way of talking about how babely you are.

[info]xindierockstarx

January 21 2006, 20:19:17 UTC 6 years ago

what a jerk! >:o

[info]anton_dang

January 21 2006, 21:33:04 UTC 6 years ago

DUDE! i totally stuck my face in a scanner last nite!

[info]chaffmoney

January 23 2006, 06:56:43 UTC 6 years ago

show me show me your "faster daddy, faster" face

[info]suckerkid

January 23 2006, 07:22:50 UTC 6 years ago

hey that's better than your FRIEND basically saying "you've gained a lot of weight, but you carry it well" hahaha. you're not fat.

[info]chaffmoney

January 23 2006, 15:04:21 UTC 6 years ago

and then there is the, "if we ever dated, i'd start getting you to come to the gym with me"

[info]amypie

January 25 2006, 14:39:48 UTC 6 years ago

i've definitely recieved a "you carry it well" statement right after the lady complimented my outfit:

"she's cute but a little round. eh, she carries herself well though"
(behind my back right after the compliment, mind you.)

so awkward. next week sounds wonderful. i love you.
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